Recapping Milwaukee SHARE HCP

Last week, I was honored to be able to attend some of the Milwaukee SHARE sessions. If you’re unfamiliar with SHARE, it stands for Sexual Health and Relationship Education. It is run by Tool Shed Toys, one of the most progressive and educational sex shops in the nation.
If you want to learn more about my visit there, please click here to head over to my post on Chronic Sex.

 

Get Freaky Friday: Sexy Talk with the Belchers

Ah, Valentine’s weekend. It’s that special time where we all fund those giant corporations in order to show appreciation with chocolates and flowers once a year that we could show every day with kind words.
Courtesy of The Simpsons
Hooray capitalism!
Anyhow, let’s talk some sex for the big weekend, eh?
The boring definition is that sex is different for many people and a singular definition can’t really be pinned down.
The less boring definition is that it can be many things including the following: oral sex, anal sex, vaginal intercourse, scissoring, and manual sex/masturbation. This definition can change for each individual, especially those of us with disabilities. Some people with spinal cord injuries receive pleasure in certain non-traditionally sexual spots like their knee because that’s a spot where they may have some feeling.
One quick word? You’re probably going to learn a lot about me today.
Sorry fam.
Most people have their first sexual experience as some form of self-pleasure which can even happen in the womb.
Just don’t think about jerking it in your mom.
Ew.
Let’s get some anatomy down. First, please note that this is not meant to be an exhaustive post. While I aim to be inclusive, I know that using phrases from Bob’s Burgers like ‘lady parts’ and the like could make it not feel like that. I am also writing this from a very sex-positive, feminist viewpoint.
Now that we’ve got THAT out of the way…
A lot of sexualized parts are lady parts.
Yay, patriarchy!
Anyway…
We have boobs which I assume everyone is familiar with.
We have butts.
And we have vaginas.
It’s actually a LOT more complicated than that.
The vagina is something we are hopefully all somewhat familiar with, but if you’re not click here for an anatomical drawing.
We’re led to believe that vaginas are where it’s at. Porn and other depictions of sex tell us that women should achieve orgasm via vaginal penetration.
Guess what?
Only less than ten percent of women normally orgasm from penetration alone. The rest of us enjoy or rely on clitoral stimulation for our orgasms. If you don’t believe me, check out most vibrators. Ones like this one are generally made to ‘attack’ the clit, not for penetration.
Penises are funky. As a wife and a momma to three boy guinea pigs, I see enough on a regular basis to know.
Also, yes, you can fracture the penis. Please be careful.
Anal sex can be enjoyable no matter your sexual orientation.
The best advice I can give is to use plenty of lube (and then even more!) and to speak up if anything isn’t comfortable.
If it doesn’t feel great, that probably means some parts are going to hurt worse than they should.
Also, towels are your friend.
Also also, maybe use some toys to get used to/try out the sensation first.
Toys can be pretty awesome.
For people with limited mobility or certain conditions (Sjogren’s for example), toys and sex furniture can be a great way to either get wet/hard or to experience an orgasm without having to experience too much in the way to discomfort.
Toys can also be a great way to experience self-pleasure, especially if you have any issues with orgasms due to medications or other reasons.
Please make sure to read directions on any toys you may get, however, as certain types of lubes aren’t compatible with certain toy materials. If you want to play it safe, water-based lubes are much more likely to be better for your body and your toys. I recommend Almost Naked from Good Clean Love.
Also pick up a cleaning solution for your toys. They can get really germy, especially certain materials, and lead to infections.
When in doubt, try to visit a sex-positive sex shop like The Tool Shed in Milwaukee, Wisconsin.
I promise we’ll explore more of these details as time goes on!
Happy Valentines Day! Go get you some!

 

Get Freaky Friday: Link Roundup

Sex has long been a taboo topic to really discuss in the United States. I’ve been talking about this disparity between how the United States and other countries address sex & sexuality since I was in high school… so over a decade.

Gross.

The younger generation of Americans is ready to discuss sex. We’re ready to talk masturbation and females enjoying sex – or why they may not enjoy it or have a libido. We’re ready to stop being defined as someone’s partner or ‘extensions of male fantasy‘ and start to be seen as ourselves

We’re ready to make jokes about sex that may seem too real. We need to learn about our bodies and how they react sexually instead of being forced into abstinence-only education that does nothing good for pregnancy and sexually transmitted infection rates. We’re ready to say ‘vaginal atrophy‘ aloud sans giggling at the word vagina. We’re ready to question why there are ads to fulfill those male fantasies but not to truly help women.

Speaking of interactions with others… There are a lot of ways that chronic illnesses can affect our relationships and intimacy, but fatigue is a huge sticking point. If you’re together when that illness hits, it can be quite hard to keep things together throughout the changes. This means that some of us live in a relationship without sex. There’s nothing inherently wrong with that unless each person isn’t on the same page – and that can change.

Sometimes it’s more our depression and ways of coping that affect our relationships more than our primary illnesses.

Ther are many things that can affect our relationship dynamic like the need to discuss our illnesses. How much do we share? Are we complaining to or burdening our loved ones?

Therapists are great to utilize, whether together or alone. Sometimes marriage or couple’s therapy is a great way to visit these issues in a safe place.

Also, sex toys can really help. If you’re interested in exploring some of the bestselling sex toys, check out this collection of reviews.

Don’t forget to join us for #chronicsex chats over on Twitter every Thursday from 7-9 pm Eastern Time!

 

Get Freaky Friday: Relationship advice from religion & bingo fuel

I’m not generally one to post a lot of religious information, mostly because I’m really not religious. I follow a Buddhist personality, but that’s about it.

However, my husband and I found this article on the Jehovah’s Witnesses website a couple of weeks ago about when a spouse has a chronic illness. Some of the language is ableist in nature I think. Obviously, there is also a little more religion than I would personally love to see, but what can you expect?

Here are some of the main points, though, that I found pertinent to our ongoing discussion of self-love, self-care, relationships, sex, and sexuality with chronic illness:

MARRIAGE can be a challenge, but when one mate becomes chronically ill while the other remains healthy, complications can multiply. * Are you caring for an infirm mate? If so, do any of the following questions worry you: ‘How will I cope if my mate’s health declines even further? How long can I continue to take care of my mate and also do all the cooking, cleaning, and secular work? Why do I feel guilty for being the healthy one?’
On the other hand, if you are the ailing spouse, you might wonder: ‘How can I respect myself when I’m unable to carry my load of responsibility? Does my mate resent me for being sick? Is our happiness as a couple over?’

Sadly, some marriages have not survived the strain caused by a chronic illness. Yet, this does not mean that your marriage is doomed to failure.

Many couples survive and even thrive despite the presence of a chronic ailment. Consider, for example, Yoshiaki and Kazuko. A spinal injury rendered Yoshiaki unable to make even the slightest movement without assistance. Kazuko explains: “My husband needs assistance with everything. As a result of caring for him, my neck, shoulders, and arms ache, and I am an outpatient at an orthopedic hospital. I often feel that caregiving is overwhelming.” Despite the difficulties, however, Kazuko says: “Our bond as a couple has become stronger.”

Rather than assume that you know the best way to show consideration for your spouse, why not ask him or her what would be most appreciated? Nancy, mentioned at the outset, eventually told her husband how she was affected by not knowing the family’s financial status. Now her husband endeavors to be more communicative in this regard.

TRY THIS: List ways that you feel your mate can make your present situation a little easier, and have your spouse do the same. Then switch lists. Each of you should select one or two suggestions that can realistically be implemented.

Together you might take regular breaks from serious medical concerns. Can you still enjoy some of the things you shared before illness struck? If not, what new activities can you try? It could be something as simple as reading to each other or as challenging as learning a new language. Having a life together outside the illness will strengthen your “one flesh” bond—and increase your happiness.

TRY THIS: List on paper the obstacles you face in taking care of your mate. Then make a list of steps you might take to overcome these or to cope with them more effectively. Instead of overanalyzing them, ask yourself, ‘What is the simplest, most obvious way to improve the situation?’

I’ll admit that their use of the word ‘mate’ is odd. I get why they chose that, though.

It’s important during our relationships that we all take care of ourselves, whether you’re monogamous, polyamorous, asexual, or a cis-gendered heterosexual white dude. Self-care and self-love are integral to how we interact with each other. These things color our relationships, how we communicate and interact with others.

I used to get really grumpy when I was hurting. I mean, I still do, but it’s different you know? I used to get incredibly combative and would brood.

Taking my emotions out on others – T, my sister, etc – did not lessen my pain. It did make me feel more like I deserved the pain, however.

It took me a while to realize how this affected my relationships. It took even longer to try to correct that.

The Spoon Theory has really helped. T and I have some code words we use as well, like Bingo Fuel. Bingo Fuel is simply the point where you’ve run out of enough fuel that you must turn back to ensure that you can get to base. T and I use this when we hike or snowshoe so that we can keep track of my energy/pain levels when we’re being active.

That still depends on me to evaluate constantly and communicate that need… which doesn’t always mean that I do this. The idea is a good one, though.

What about you? What are ways you’ve utilized to communicate illness issues better?

 

Get Freaky Friday: link roundup & more on #ChronicSex

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Mental health issues can be crippling. If you’re in love with someone dealing with anxiety or depression, definitely read up on them. It may surprise you when you learn that your partner’s anxiety is why they work so hard or just how consuming depression can be.

Both of those can cause very real and awful physical pain too, so brush up on ways to support your loved one through that.

Making sure that you follow the six steps laid out by Arthur’s Place – communication, picking your moment, preparing your body, foreplay, positions, and confidence – can make all the difference. So can sex toys!

Mariah is one of my favorite people, hands down. She wrote this great piece back in 2014 about how to initiate a conversation with your doctor about sex. It’s a must read! She also has written great pieces about scheduling sex, how RA can affect your sex life, how to talk with your partner, and how to improve your sex life.

No matter your condition, you can have a great sex life. Rachelle Friendman lives with quadriplegia and still does! She also proves that you can still look super sexy, no matter what. After all, Oracle/Barbara Gordon from Batman has historically been sexy and disabled.

Beauty & confidence start from within, so make sure you work on your self-love & self-care.

There has been a standard in the media regarding depicting female versus male pleasure. Many movies that show females orgasming, etc, get NC-17 ratings instead of the R ratings movies showing men cum get. Perhaps, though, this is changing with Magic Mike, 50 Shades (BARF, but okay), and other films along with strong feminists who embrace their own sexuality like Nicki Minaj.

Speaking of orgasms, here are 23 facts about them that you never knew.

Idolizing virginity & purity and shaming sexually active youngsters does not do anyone any favors. In fact, those comparisons to chewed gum do tons of mental damage, especially when you consider that a large number of first sexual encounters are forced in one way or another. We should, in all honesty, begin sexual education far earlier than we do.

Come enjoy the cuddle sutra!

Oh, and by the way…